about a video with Charlize Theron

I was watching the video titled:

A Life in Pictures: Charlize Theron

So Charlize was telling her interviewer that as she entered this mine, while filming a movie, she asked the lady with her what is that smell and the lady replies with "That's the smell of money!" and then I thought to myself:

"The smell of money, ain't that funny!"

I watched the video on page:

http://www.snagfilms.com/films/title/a_life_in_pictures_charlize_theron

about "The Bachelor" abc reality TV show

Whilst the bachelor has the time of his life, the girls are paying the price.

Liza Jane, character on The Little House on the Prairie

Just a plain and silly little poem about Liza Jane, character on The Little House on the Prairie.

Eliza Jane is the new teachers name.

She may be plain, 

but at least she's not vain.



My dad wanted to name me Liza Jane.

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Fundcation - foundation!

We set the foundation for our fundcation.

Oh, I mean our fun vacation.

My son Justin and I made this up today when he was telling me about his friend working on a foundation for a home.

Then I was thinking about the other kind of foundation - the kind that has to do with funds.

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Ants in his pants!

He don't got ants in his trousers.
he got em on his counter.



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Grandpa Walton Enjoys!

Grandpa Walton enjoys the Baldwin sisters company along with many sips of the recipe.






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A 2 line poem about a former landlord

About a former (previous) landlord I had.

My landlord  is very, very mean; he creates quite the scene!


I owed him forty-two dollars and for that he knows how to holler.



* suppose to be funny with hints of seriousness


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my landlord Tim

A one liner poem


My landlord Tim thinks he's a Christian yet he's got the devil in him.


longer version:


My landlord Tim thinks he's a Christian yet the venomous way he looked and spoke to me
yesterday; I think he's got the devil in him.




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Ex boyfriends

A short one-liner poem.


My ex boyfriends make me sick; not one of them I do miss.
written by me, Lisa S.


If you got a 1-liner joke or poem you can post it in the comments if you like.


Or just feel free to comment.  Thanks!


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A one line poem about friends

If your lucky in life you might have 1 or a few true, real friends.  And if you have more then a few real friends you are truly blessed.


"A fake friend won't make amends but a true friend you can depend."








written by me Lisa (lizajane)


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a one line poem inspired by my old neighborhood

My son and I thought up this poem; our inspiration was an old neighborhood in a city we use to live in.




They not like gringos yet they make good tacos!




note:  This poem is only meant to be funny; it's not meant to offend anybody.  I'm not talking about any group of peoples as a whole; it's just my memory of 1 person and/or perhap a few others as we walked into this 1 particular restaurant.