A 2 line poem about a former landlord

About a former (previous) landlord I had.

My landlord  is very, very mean; he creates quite the scene!


I owed him forty-two dollars and for that he knows how to holler.



* suppose to be funny with hints of seriousness


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my landlord Tim

A one liner poem


My landlord Tim thinks he's a Christian yet he's got the devil in him.


longer version:


My landlord Tim thinks he's a Christian yet the venomous way he looked and spoke to me
yesterday; I think he's got the devil in him.




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Ex boyfriends

A short one-liner poem.


My ex boyfriends make me sick; not one of them I do miss.
written by me, Lisa S.


If you got a 1-liner joke or poem you can post it in the comments if you like.


Or just feel free to comment.  Thanks!


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A one line poem about friends

If your lucky in life you might have 1 or a few true, real friends.  And if you have more then a few real friends you are truly blessed.


"A fake friend won't make amends but a true friend you can depend."








written by me Lisa (lizajane)


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a one line poem inspired by my old neighborhood

My son and I thought up this poem; our inspiration was an old neighborhood in a city we use to live in.




They not like gringos yet they make good tacos!




note:  This poem is only meant to be funny; it's not meant to offend anybody.  I'm not talking about any group of peoples as a whole; it's just my memory of 1 person and/or perhap a few others as we walked into this 1 particular restaurant.