Tuesday, October 25, 2011

A 2 line poem about a former landlord

About a former (previous) landlord I had.

My landlord  is very, very mean; he creates quite the scene!

I owed him forty-two dollars and for that he knows how to holler.

* suppose to be funny with hints of seriousness

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Sunday, October 23, 2011

my landlord Tim

A one liner poem

My landlord Tim thinks he's a Christian yet he's got the devil in him.

longer version:

My landlord Tim thinks he's a Christian yet the venomous way he looked and spoke to me
yesterday; I think he's got the devil in him.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Ex boyfriends

A short one-liner poem.

My ex boyfriends make me sick; not one of them I do miss.
written by me, Lisa S.

If you got a 1-liner joke or poem you can post it in the comments if you like.

Or just feel free to comment.  Thanks!

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Saturday, August 13, 2011

A one line poem about friends

If your lucky in life you might have 1 or a few true, real friends.  And if you have more then a few real friends you are truly blessed.

"A fake friend won't make amends but a true friend you can depend."

written by me Lisa (lizajane)

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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

a one line poem inspired by my old neighborhood

My son and I thought up this poem; our inspiration was an old neighborhood in a city we use to live in.

They not like gringos yet they make good tacos!

note:  This poem is only meant to be funny; it's not meant to offend anybody.  I'm not talking about any group of peoples as a whole; it's just my memory of 1 person and/or perhap a few others as we walked into this 1 particular restaurant.